
All the way up to number two, it's very exciting!
Oh Lulu B's. Sweet, wonderful, spectacular, Lulu B's (Lamar and Oltorf). I've
mentioned it here a
thousand times, and all my friends/coworkers/family know where to find me Friday at lunch time. I've been going as long as I've lived in Austin, they opened right around when I moved here. We are customer/restaurant
soulmates.
It might be a tiny trailer shared with pork, chicken and other animal products but I don't care. If I found out this wasn't vegan, I wouldn't be vegan anymore. I'd be an "almost vegan except for lunch on Fridays". (kidding! I'd ask them to make me a special one, and I'd pay triple)

What's so amazing about this bowl? Well...I love vermicelli for starters. It's my ideal noodle. I used to be a sucker for a thick, slightly undercooked spaghetti noodle but in high school I went bonkers for vermicelli and I've never looked back. Lulu's vermicelli is exactly how I like it: slightly sticky and well-cooked. It's never dry and old, always recently made.
Second, I love tofu. And this is the best tofu in Austin. The best I've ever had. Is it frozen then thawed to achieve that perfect chewy, yet moist texture? Is it marinated overnight in the lemongrass-garlic-soy concoction to make it so wonderfully seasoned and flavourful? Do they dry fry it or use oil?
I don't know. I don't care. I let them work their magic.
Third, a noodle bowl with fresh, raw veggies and herbs is the BEST way to eat vermicelli. I don't like the slimy, stir-fried wilted veggie bowls other Vietnamese/Thai places offer (
I'm talking to you Hai Ky!). I love the street food aspect of this bowl. Cook those tofu and noodles, then heap on the freshness! Lulu adds cucumber, carrot, daikon radish, cilantro, basil and sometimes mint. The noodles are on a base of red leaf lettuce and romaine. Hmm, weird. My two favorite lettuces! So delightfully refreshing.
Finally, it's an ideal siracha delivery vessel. As you can see, I love to drown it in the world's best condiment. I've had companions dare tell me "oh, that's too much!" as if I don't know what I'm doing. It's like telling Oprah how to run a talk show, or Tiger how to nail a par 4 at Pebble Beach. I got this.
Once I've completed distributing the veggies and herbs and dousing in siracha, it's time to pour on the veggie sauce. It's some sort of soy, brown sauce mixture with fresh ginger and chilies. It's perfection. Not overpowering or heavy, adds a good amount of flavour and moisture. Be sure to order it with the veggie sauce! I think they usually ask if you want veggie or fish sauce, but they know me too well. So be careful or you'll get a mouthful of the gross stuff.
Then it's stir up time. Ahhh yeah.....
Then it's all gone and I have to wait a whole 'nother week to have it again. :(
Why do I only have it on Fridays? Because otherwise I would eat it every single day. I have to put limits on myself or I'll burn out on things. This love affair is too important to me, I can't smother it and be too needy!
Another reason to love Lulu: consistency. In the two plus years I've been going, nothing has changed. They haven't tried to get cute and "revamp" the menu or get cheap with portion sizes or ingredients. They realize what a good thing they've got going and respect their customers' loyalty. This cannot be overstated! How many times has a restaurant tinkered with a dish you loved and just ruined it all to hell?
Yeah, it sucks. But not at Lulu's!
I've eaten this over a hundred times (really), and I can only think of two times I didn't like it. Something was just "off". We're looking at a 98% success rate here, people. That's quality you can count on!
Also, it's $6. Yeah, a big ass bowl of perfect for six American dollars.
If you're not in the mood for a noodle bowl (weirdo) have a go at their tofu Banh Mi and spring rolls. Hold the mayo on the sandwich, yo.

Best spring rolls in town, by the way. Noone else comes close.
Here is where I get defensive and address criticism I've heard of Lulu B's (too slow, sub-par accomodations). SHUT UP, IDIOTS!
Guess what, places that make wonderful, fresh food take a bit of time. Lulu (not a real person, two sisters-Laura and Christina-run it and have a crew that helps out) is very popular and makes food to order. If you are in a hurry and need your food
rightthissecond, there's a Burger King down the street. And it's a
food trailer, dumb-dumbs. You have to sit outside and commune with nature. If this bothers you, please check out the Sonic down the street. You never have to leave your car, lazy ass!
I might be biased-as a longtime customer that rarely has to wait-but I call first. I know the hours and crowd patterns, I know the people who work there and they know me. If you're new to Lulu, do not fear long lines and busy tables! It is worth it, I promise. But please don't go there if you're in a rush and then get all huffy and whiny other people dared order food before you. You don't deserve Lulu and we don't need you!
There you have it. The second best vegan meal in Austin, and one very close to my heart.